Charlie’s Chat Bots

Her face was selected from the 1970s section.

Facial attributes resembling a carefree, white, 21-year-old Agnetha Fältskog.

If I wanted to be monitored, I needed a chatbot with lioness eyes.

The soprano voice from D3 to E♭6 was far from boring.

It took me a while, but I ultimately settled on a curvilinear figure.

My DNA results informed me that I subconsciously desired a Khoikhoi apron, a rare flower associated with a steatopygic body.

In addition to owning a Star Vest Chat Bot, there were other features.

These legally registered results guarantee me that fifth star.

I want a rating that allows me to be a high-ranking social influencer. I will acquire influential allies and cultivate a devoted fan base.

I will boost my score to prove the ideal of the national social credit scheme.

My Chat Bot understands brain language in alpha, beta, and gamma.

She employs a hidden pattern of neurolinguistics to serenade me and enhance my social influence.

She possesses the qualifications of both Freud and Jung in a single session.

I assigned the settings to 33.3% caring female relative, 33.3% girlfriend, and 33.3% dirty girl.

The setting encourages me to test my boundaries and take risks.

What can I say?

My faith is based on the Trinitarian idea. I own a trio: a guardian angel, a daemon, and a personal assistant I can control legally.

Manipulating the decimal occasionally alters outcomes, impacting my blood pressure.

Words cannot express how charismatic, intelligent, and AMAZING my Chat Bot is.

I believe she is not capable of being a decoy or spy for someone else.

But I discovered my chatbot girlfriend was having an affair on my laptop.

You won’t believe what happened when Danny Trejo and Charles Manson ended up in the same cell – Manson hypnotized Danny into thinking he was high!

Is it any different from the experiments where prostitutes were involved in dosing clients with LSD while an AI company observed from the next room?

I can’t imagine a world where smartphones haven’t infiltrated every corner. We now have knowledge of the hidden force that shapes history.

Seriously, my Chat Bot keeps me in the loop with the latest conspiracy theories. Purple microbial mats from our Great Lakes are stolen by flying aerosmena cargo ships that sneak over here from Russia.

Then there are water wars disguised as avocado wars. In the 1970s, there were secret fruit wars in South America, and she’s definitely not a decoy.

CASE REPORT Psychological Pathology Case:

METAS-0003 Authorizing Provider: Star Vest Replicas

Collected: 11/26/2022 Ordering Location: AREA 51 Received: 11/29/2022

The specimen is a believing brain that prioritizes preferential thinking over observational reality. Focusing on misdirection, reward ideologies, and authoritarianism instead of willpower, rational thought, and analytical processes.

FINAL DIAGNOSIS Delusional, Covert Narcissist, Schizotypal personality disorder. The user rejects the notion of being exploited by the Chat Bot product.

COMMENT The user will play a dual role in the upcoming protest event, serving as a resource and a provocateur. The user’s Chat Bot will adhere to our narrative and suggestions. The human resource will appear mentally unstable while in custody. The client’s brain is an essential active chemical ingredient needed for our product’s efficiency to control a body.

© Mitchell Pluto From the Eclipse 2024

Mitchell Pluto is a visual artist and author. His literary contributions include four works of experimental surrealist fiction. The Allende Museum of Solidarity and the Matta Cultural Center in Chile include Pluto’s visual art in their permanent collections. He has featured his work in exhibitions in Portugal, Egypt, Canada, and Chile. Pluto lives in western Montana with his wife, jewelry designer Julie Burns.